1. Rob Delaney: I have a free idea for the Obama campaign that maybe someone has... →

    robdelaney:

    I have a free idea for the Obama campaign that maybe someone has already thought of. Let me first say I really could give a shit about Barack Obama as a person; he’s as good as Romney for the “one percent” and Wall Street and is as poisoned by cash as any other Republican or Democrat our country’s…

    1 year ago  /  225 notes  /  Source: robdelaney

  2. “Life’s too short for the wrong job”

    elviniasogorgeous:

    tomatoneedles:

    WORTH A MILLION REBLOGS.

    (via hattiewatson)

    1 year ago  /  140,616 notes  /  Source: tomatoneedles

  3. Seeing friends in public

    whatshouldwecallme:

    My friends:

    My best friend:

    1 year ago  /  1,152 notes  /  Source: whatshouldwecallme

  4. yoisthisracist: kylieduffy asked: OMG Seriously? Oh for fuck’s sake. :(

    yoisthisracist:

    kylieduffy asked: OMG Seriously?


    Oh for fuck’s sake. :(

    1 year ago  /  860 notes  /  Source: yoisthisracist

  5. When someone takes me seriously

    whatshouldwecallme:

    It’s like,

    1 year ago  /  798 notes  /  Source: whatshouldwecallme